The Great Watermelon Study of 2015

Let’s get the year started off right with the issues that we really care about. That’s right, watermelon. We’ve all been there, standing at the grocery store, staring at the large cartons of watermelon, sitting menacingly on the straining wooden pallets. You wonder, with so many choices, how can I confidently choose the watermelon for me. Such a decision weighs heavy on your heart, for you could be filled regret for an entire week if things go poorly. You take a cue from the older asian women confidently tapping the melons. Do they really know something I don’t and understand the full internal structure of a melon from such an innocuous tap? Perhaps through decades of experience they have learned the secrets of the watermelon, but it turns out to be a tightly guarded secret. There are only rumors that leak out into the open that give us a hint at the truth of the watermelon tap.

Today, however, is the beginning of a new era. One where these tightly guarded secrets, shrouded in speculation and superstition, are thrust into the scrutinizing light of science. Let us together embark on this journey to explore the secrets of the tap and other incidental methods to finally allow all of us to choose our melons with the utmost confidence.

-Ming

Watermelon Specimen 7 (Georgia)

Today the team took on a new member–one who proved integral. That’s right–we’re talking about specimen number seven, a watermelon if ever we saw one. Though our discussion of her as a team member may be more lovingly symbolic than actual, given that she cannot continue on with us physically forever, she will always be in our hearts. And in the memory of our stomachs.

Georgia. Georgia, Georgia, Georgia, Georgia, Georgia. Check her sweet stats below and you’ll see what we mean. She’s been calling you. You’ve been waiting for her.

Measurements

Mass: 6.667 kg (Satan’s sweet sinful melon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Volume: 7.023 L

Density: 0.949 kg/L (wowee)

Lateral Circumference: 69 cm ( ;D )

Testing Video

Ratings

Taste: 6.25 A flavor for the ages! We were knocked out of the park. Truthfully this was the best watermelon we’d had all week. But really, it was good. Don’t let that average-seeming 6.25 fool you. That just means there were minor inconsistencies and that there’s room for improvement. But it was good.

Texture: 7.25 The flesh was so succulent! Consistent, firm, juicy. Sensuous.

Analysis

To Make Your Little Light Shine

Courtesy of Elvira (Specimen 5)

To tide you over until specimen 7.

Watermelon Specimen 6 (Faith)

Faith brings on board a couple new features to our testing setup. People have asked and we finally delivered. That of course is the use of Personal Protection Equipment (PPE). I’m sure many of you were aware for the previous 5 specimen tests, we here at watermelonstudy have been in violation of OSHA standards, but today we remedy that.

Here is the testing team for Faith, stoic in the pursuit of knowledge as always.

Measurements

Mass: 6.14 kg

Volume: 6.581 L

Density: 0.932 kg/L

Lateral Circumference: 67.99 cm

Testing Video

Ratings

Taste: 5.5

Texture: 4.5

Analysis

Watermelon Specimen 5 (Elvira)

Elvira.

Measurements:

Mass: 6.105 kg

Volume: 6.776 L

Density: 0.9009 kg/L

Lateral Circumference: 72 cm

Test Video

Rating

Taste: 4. Overall acceptable, but my heart is not on fire.

Texture: 4.5. The inconsistent texture when not dead in the middle is a deal breaker.

Analysis

Watermelon Specimen 4 (Dani)

O Dani Boy! This is specimen 4 coming in at a moderately hefty 12.21 lbs. Here are her head shots:

Measurements

Mass: 5.53 kg

Volume: 5.909 L

Density: 0.935 kg/L

Lateral Circumference: Ming was lazy (MWL)

Height: MWL

Testing Video

Music

Ratings

Taste: 5, while an improvement from last time, still lacking upon further reflection. I think in the video I gave such a positive reaction because I’d been deprived of the splendor of watermelon for a week.

Texture: 4.5, same as before a bit soggy, though in this case it was actually consistent. Consistent sog is better than inconsistent greatness and mush.

Picture of the cut watermelon

Analysis

Conclusion

As with Back To The Future II: To Be Concluded…

Tap Measurement Consistency

There have been some valid concerns about the consistency of our methods. Specifically with the tap analysis. Here we aim to demonstrate that the procedure to perform the taps as well as the recordings are precise and sound is reproducible. While we’re going to eye ball it for now, we performed 3 sets of taps on Cecilia and recorded them. We then created the fourier transforms and use that as a proxy for the sound and compare the signals visually.

Video

Analysis

As we can inspect visually, all three sets look pretty much identical in the fourier transforms (FT). This is encouraging as this shows that the tapping and recording gives us consistent measurements. While this is great, we should also try to redo the setup to make sure there is no variability in positioning the microphones from specimen to specimen. Additionally, in the future we should derive some way to score two FTs to show that the replicate taps on the same specimen are much closer than when comparing equivalent tap locations between melons.

Watermelon Specimen 3 (Cecilia)

Its Cecilia’s turn. This time though, she won’t be breaking our hearts (hopefully). Though we randomly selected her this time, she was still welcomed into the experiment with open arms. A seemingly healthy melon at 12 pounds 7 ounces, here are pictures from when brought her home for the first time:

Media

This is our musical tribute to Cecilia.

Measurements

Mass: 5.65 kg

Volume: 6.021 L

Density: 0.938 kg/L

Lateral Circumference: 66.2 cm

Height: 25.1 cm

Testing Video

Ratings

Texture: 4 – Texture is a similar story with Cecilia as it was with Bertha: not impressive. I don’t even think the watermelons are even trying anymore, its like they have lost the will to strive for better texture. Its a real shame when they put much more heart into it.

Taste: 4.5 – Cecilia has truly not broken our hearts as the taste is improved from Bertha, at a reasonable score of 4.5, but still there remains inconsistency in taste, which leaves much room for improvement.

Analysis

Below are presented the fourier transforms of the knocks.

And we can see the melons leaning towards higher intensity of higher harmonics like Bertha but unlike Alice, but still we’ll need more specimens to make any calls.

Conclusions

Cecilia hasn’t broken my heart, but she is shaking my confidence.